Shrinky Dink 2020
Shrinky Dink's Photographs
and Comments of the Week
LASS TWEAK SASH
UN-NUMBERED VIRTUAL HASHES
has moved to its own
13 September 2020, Old Guildford Road by Yellow Peril & Mountain
A sense of long-awaited
déjà vu as 23 hashers (less than 30 you will note).
The runners' trail was excellent, however, the walkers encountered, shall we
say, a little local difficulty with an unintended excursion into unmarked
Unfortunately, this meant the walkers had a somewhat curtailed walk and were
back home well before everyone else – no change there then.
The weather was great, there was a good turn-out and Mountain Rescue very
generously put on champagne to celebrate the re-start of NH4 at the end.
22 March 2020, Old Guildford Road by Yellow Peril & Mountain
A brilliant woodland run by stalwart hashers Mark & Richard. Well done. Also
to No Entry for the splendid sunny weather. The first of who-knows-how-many
runs under the new social separation rules enforced the largest circle in NH4
Followed by drinks in the road since all the pubs are now shut! Comments
dictated to Hash Tick to maintain social separation.
Yellow Peril demonstrates the correct separation distance of 2 metres except in
Large circle with own drinks and cups.
Where is Wally?
Romping Donkey: Favourite trail ever!
Hanging About: Great trail. Great weather. Thanks to the hares for
coming out to lay it.
Jolly Green Giant: Where was the shiggy? Excellent in the
circumstances. Bring on 2021.
‘Er Indoors: Super run. Pack kept together nicely but not too
Janet ‘n’ John: I was the only one that followed the walk leader all
15 March 2020, Selborne Arms by Seis Matters, Janet ‘n’ John &
NH4 is extremely grateful to the
Directors of 'Gilbert White and the Oates Collections' for permission to
sample from the Brew House and
many thanks to Gren Earney who opened up the Brew House and
served us with the excellent brew number three.
A good turnout at 30 boosted by 4 visitors including Mary from Peru and Alan,
a virgin from North London.
Far more walkers than runners. A bit fast for me but maybe I’m getting old! -
Well Boris thinks I am; I think he’s going to ban me from hashing in future!
A wonderful surprise of free beer at Gilbert White’s Brew House at the end.
Very tasty it was (they were) too! Well done John!
Dickhead: FAMILIAR PLACE, BUT UNFAMILIAR TRAIL! LOVED THE NEW BREW
AT THE END!
Mary (Peru): RUTA FANTASTICA!!
Squiffy: Great to have a new trail. Thanks.
Dodo: excellent views and mud! Fantastic beer stop - well done!!
‘Er Indoors: Too fast for me - nice walk though. (It
was too fast for the hare as well - Editor)
Alice: Exhilarating (exhausting) walk. Must be getting old!!
8 March 2020, Thursley Area by Dickhead & Yorkie
Near the Devil’s Punchbowl, very muddy-slippery in places which caused at
least three casualties, including a grazed knee on yours truly.
The rain & hail almost held off except for a torrential downpour exactly
coinciding with the down-downs. Enjoyable trail topped off by a Thai lunch at
the Golden Fleece.
Yellow Peril: Great trail - Enjoyable spill on me coccix!
‘Er Indoors: Pretty up & down run.
Dodo: Good area! GOOD ON ON! Well done hares!!!
Hippo: EXCELLENT TIMING - BACK BEFORE THE DELUGE. GREAT AREA FOR
1 March 2020, Wellington Monument by No Entry
A well-liked trail in the sunshine by the sound of the comments:
Seis Matters: Excellent trail, excellent weather, didn’t want it to
Little Prick: Marvellous!
Hippo: Sun’s out, time for a pint.
23 February 2020, The Maultway, Camberley, Hanging About, Damp Patch
Nearly 1 hour 45 minutes for some of the runners, partly because the cunning
hares used sawdust very sparingly and left many track forks ambiguous.
For the first part we kept meeting up with the walkers but in the end the
walkers, and some short-cutting front runners, got back in an hour, got
thirsty waiting, and departed for The Wheatsheaf on the A30.
Meanwhile the runners who followed more of the trail crossed over and under
the M3 and when we eventually finished, Hash Songster, Little Prick, led the
valiant few in a conga and a Short Hash song before the down downs.
Still, the rain limited itself to a light shower before and after the run and
the sun even showed itself so altogether an entertaining run which didn’t seem
as long as it was.
Charmaine Chardonnay: Thank you hares for setting it in the wind and
rain. Loved it. Brought back many memories from setting runs there. A bit like
being at work. Not very good manual handling having to pick Mountain Rescue
up. I had to do an illegal lift.
‘Er Indoors: Good run - shame the sawdust blew away.
Little Prick: Glad my blood sugar held up. Good excuse to launch the
short hash song!
No Entry: Plenty of run. Nice echoey tunnel.
Squiffy: Fabulous trail, a tad long but well laid.
16 February 2020, Gosport Road, Chawton by Nettles & Flying
After more than a week’s worth of rain overnight the A31 SW of Farnham was
flooded right across for extensive sections, but 18 hounds still made it to
The runners saw the steam train on the watercress line, then ran underneath,
later passing the abandoned water towers of the old hospital. At least two
hashers slipped over in the mud.
It continued to rain the whole time, till we congregated in the Wetherspoon in
Alton to put comments on a very wet tick sheet.
Dickhead: WELL AT LEAST THE WIND DROPPED! BUT SO DID THE RAIN - HEAVY DROPS.
‘Er Indoors: WET WET WET - GREAT DOWNHILL SHIGGY 😊
Alice: Raindrops keep falling on my head etc, etc
Hippo: I FEEL LIMP AND FLACCID - A BIT LIKE THIS RUN LIST
Hobble: NICE WALK - NEXT WEEK WE ARE ATTEMPTING A TIDAL WAVE.
Mountain Rescue: “Muddy ‘ell” thought I as Chardonnay slipped down the slope
9 February 2020, Fleet Pond by Er Indoors & Hippo
Well done hares for stepping in at the last moment to set a very windy and
soggy trail in the woods near Fleet Pond.
Jolly Green Giant: Excellent run in a Hooley
Hanging About: GREAT TRAIL. WEATHER NOT TOO BAD GIVEN THE FORECAST!
NICE TO RUN AROUND THE POND BUT NOT SURE IF I SAW IT!
Damp Patch: That blew the cobwebs away! Thanks to the hares!
Commercial Whale: NICE AREA BUT MY HIP TOLD ME TO TURN BACK.
Firework: Wet wild + fun!!!
NH4 Winter Away Weekend at Sandy Balls
A new venue in The New Forest near Fordingbridge for this year’s Winter Away
Weekend: Sandy Balls Holiday Village.
Relatively luxurious cabins, some with
hot tubs, in a forested resort with evening entertainment, restaurant,
swimming pool, sauna, shop, alpacas and more.
With three visits to The
Fighting Cocks and Saturday’s on-inn at The Red Shoot we were not spoilt for
places to socialise (ie eat & drink). We were joined this year by four from
Surrey: the Woods and Brannigans. 26 all told.
Sunday, 2 February 2020, Sandy Balls Holiday Village by
Shrinky Dink, ‘Er Indoors, Hobble & Dodo
The 2nd run of the NH4 Winter Away Weekend was set by almost as many hares as
Starting on roads, lanes and an optional ford the runners stayed in
touch with the walkers until the latter continued between fields on footpaths
and the runners followed a lot of one blob checks out in the wet, open, hilly
area of the New Forest.
Runners and adventurous walkers got their feet wet
crossing the torrenting brown water of Ditchend Brook.
Jolly Green Giant: Good trail with plenty of shiggy and a water dip.
Old Thumper: An unnecessary hill too many! Nice run otherwise 😊
Sister Anna: Ford was a “challenge“! Dry sunny weather Shame about
Little Rabbit: Very nice walk, going through the deep stream was
great fun. Any chance to get wet. splash splash
Firework: Waterproof sock height 7” ford height 9”.
Saturday, 1st February 2020, Appleslade car park by Jolly Green
Giant & Old Thumper
A predictably wet-under-foot run through open and hilly New Forest territory
with deer, cows, horses, ponies, sheep and horse-riders to add interest.
Brilliant weather and On Inn to The Red Shoot.
Turn On: Brilliant, well looked after, but too many hills. Enjoyed
Cuddles: Lovely to see all the animals and the ponies were nice too!
Charmaine Chardonnay: Lovely and we saw some road worthy deer who
had good road sense. So no venison.
Old Thumper: Lovely weather at 8am! Deer, skylarks, ponies, views .
. . . !
Portaloo: Good run - we don’t hash enough with these guys. Great.
Sister Anna: Mud, mud glorious mud! Lovely hash thanks for looking
26 Jan 2020, Tongham Community Centre, Jolly Green Giant & Old Thumper
An excellent turnout of 35 equalled last year’s highest: Fleet Pond Good
Friday run. The hares stepped in at the last minute due to lack of volunteers
and set a well-appreciated run and walk over mixed terrain. And the rain held
off till the end of the run, when we retired to The White Hart.
Hippo: AMPLE SHIGGY EVEN ON THE WALKERS’ TRAIL. WELL DONE TO THE
HARES FOR STEPPING IN AT SHORT NOTICE.
Squiffy: Sorry for being late but still did the walker’s trail.
Chastity Belt: I was very appreciative of 6 inch shiggy!
Sex Slave: NICE WALK. THKS HARES. SHIG & GRAVEL TRACKS
19 Jan 2020: BASE Bordon Innovation Centre, by Yellow Peril
The lone hare set a “Fantastic trail”, or so he wrote on the comments
sheet. 23 hounds found the new starting location on time - even Squiffy! Cold
but sunny weather helped to make a thoroughly enjoyable run, before heading
on-in to The Cricketers in Kingsley.
Alice: Fantastic walk, lovely weather.
Dodo: excellent area! well marked!
Goofy: EXCELLENT RUN - SUPERBLY MARKED. MANY THANKS
Little Rabbit: Great trail, lots of zigzags and the army was a nice
Sex Slave: Interesting walk, orienteering with a dodgy map!
Squiffy: Well thought out trail in great location, well marked!
12 Jan 2020, Normandy Common car park, by Shrinky Dink & Dodo
A long wet one for the runners; a short muddy, shoe-sucking-off one for the
walkers. Round Normandy Common Cricket Club and over the soaking wet fields, a
regroup at a quaint brick bridge, as far east as Willey Green. Then half a
mile along a steep-sided gully with no turn-offs for the front runners, before
heading back across more wet fields, returning past Normandy Village Hall and
Visitor Lady Chatterley, amongst others, got down downs, then our new Songster
led us all in a new song.
Velcro being gallant
whilst Er Indoors shows off her wet bum
‘Er Indoors: ‘Mud Glorious Mud’ Good trail - even extra bit
Jolly Green Giant: Bit long in places but great shiggy.
Little Prick: Shiggy-tastic!
Old Thumper: Lovely trail, could have done with another re-group.
Fuggles: Very muddy walk. Good though.
Velcro (M): Rather wet underfoot. Robert has a poo.
Hawley Lake Side Road, 1st Jan 2019: No Entry,
Little Prick & Fun Size
An excellent turnout (26) on an excellent day for an excellent 1st run of the
Ever Ready: Good variation on a well used area. Really enjoyed the
JGG: Excellent run. Not as boggy as expected.
Dodo: Good run! excellent hares!!!
‘Er Indoors: Super run with very nice hare
Little Rabbit: great walk, spot the puddles was an added bonus.